Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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