i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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