Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
She announced her abortion via fbk
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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