why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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