He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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