at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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