How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
39 Memes Anyone Who Cries When They See Their Bank Account Will Relate To
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.