i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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