I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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