yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying