I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now