If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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