He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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