Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You need a sexual gate keeper
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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