Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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