I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i dont even know how to be here
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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