Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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