god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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