She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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