i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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