omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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