I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.