It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed