i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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