Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again