Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.