SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.