we're blogging at a bar
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick