Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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