its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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