we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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