i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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