Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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