Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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