I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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