shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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