Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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