Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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