I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize