Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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