I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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