She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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