some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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