I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.