I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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