Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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