Can Purell be used as lube?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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