he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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