Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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