im so drunk with asians
where?
always
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
birth control should be required to get into college
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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