girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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