I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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