Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
tell me about the fingering
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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