Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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