So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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